Humor
epub |eng | 2011-03-14 | Author:Sorokin, Vladimir
CHAIRMAN OF THE DUMA: So, we take power. But what do we do with Russia, Sergei Ivanovich? MINISTER: Saw it up and sell it. CHAIRMAN: To whom? MINISTER: We sell ...
( Category:
Satire
April 19,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-06-20 | Author:Gaiman, Neil [Gaiman, Neil]
Life, the Universe, and Everything ************************************************ ZAPHOD: There's nothing wrong with my sense of reality. I have it thoroughly serviced every fortnight. - Cut from radio script, Episode Three. ************************************************ ...
( Category:
Authors
April 19,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-05-28 | Author:Daniel Butler [Butler, Daniel]
DUMB CRIMINAL QUIZ NO. 111 How well do you know the dumb criminal mind? You’re in Raritan, New Jersey, and you’ve just received a ticket. Now, let’s play the matching ...
( Category:
Lawyers & Criminals
April 18,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-04-14 | Author:Ty Treadwell [Treadwell, Ty]
Christopher Newton How can you tell when an execution is taking way too long to complete? When the condemned man has to ask for a bathroom break in the middle ...
( Category:
True Crime
April 18,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-04-08 | Author:Bob Saget [Saget, Bob]
(© by Getty Images) (© by Getty Images) I’ve also had other TV kids on other sitcoms, people whom I love and who are mostly grown-up now—the incredible Kat Dennings ...
( Category:
Comedy
April 18,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | | Author:Mikhail Bulgakov [Bulgakov, Mikhail]
____________________ Sharik knew how to read. To read (3 exclamation marks). It was I who guessed this. From "Glavryba". He had read it backwards. And I even knew where to ...
( Category:
Satire
April 18,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]
Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from Galaxy Science Fiction January 1954. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed. Minor spelling ...
( Category:
Anthologies
April 17,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-02-05 | Author:Max, Tucker [Max, Tucker]
Tucker “Guacamole is delicious!” Dad “That’s especially good, pop it in your mouth and try it.” I grab it, shove it in my mouth and start happily chewing on it. ...
( Category:
Humor
April 17,2014 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Joel Osteen [Osteen, Joel]
CHAPTER 13 Be A Bounce-Back Person After Hurricane Ike roared through Houston, we lost many huge oak trees, some of them four or five feet around. Those trees, which had ...
( Category:
Personal Growth
April 17,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2013-10-20 | Author:Alpert, Karen [Alpert, Karen]
Roses are red, Violets are blue, To the grandparents who all sent musical cards to the kids, F.U. Daylight Savings can kiss my ass Seriously? Are you kidding me? My ...
( Category:
Humor
April 17,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2011-02-08 | Author:Monsen, Avery;John, Jory [Monsen, Avery;John, Jory]
I’m still not your friend. Acknowledgments Many thanks to everybody at Chronicle Books, especially Steve Mockus, Emilie Sandoz, Erin Thacker, and Suzanne LaGasa. And our friends and families: Mac Barnett, ...
( Category:
Satire
April 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-09-24 | Author:Muriel Spark [Spark, Muriel]
Journal, Thursday, 1st July —Jimmie Waterford was born in 1919. He is a second cousin of Robinson, having been brought up in Gibraltar by Robinson’s mother, his father being dead, ...
( Category:
Suspense
April 16,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-09-22 | Author:Muriel Spark [Spark, Muriel]
Hear, O God, my supplication: be attentive to my prayers. From the ends of the earth I cry to thee: when my heart fails me. Thou wilt set me high ...
( Category:
Satire
April 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2008-12-13 | Author:Muriel Spark
Driving south, maddeningly slow on the road, was a white Ford, quite unusual enough a car in those parts. It was driven by a whitish-haired man who, from behind, might ...
( Category:
Psychological
April 16,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2012-09-14 | Author:Monsen, Avery & John, Jory [Monsen, Avery]
R's for raccoon that you meet on the street. There's foam on his mouth because he's been drinking root beer floats and he probably wants to share them with you! ...
( Category:
Limericks & Humorous Verse
April 16,2014 )
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